Who let the hamster onto tumblr?

Today’s domestic adventures! I’ve got to go buy a toilet seat.

The correct answer is “put on your pants and go to work”, not “hide under a blanket and start crying”. Sorry Nette, you lose this round! Now go put on those pants.

Welp

Just ate an enormous bowl of Boo Berry

Now it’s time to pretend to enjoy cleaning the bathroom

Holy crap. In a week, I’m gonna be married. This is kind of amazing.

Shrinky Dinks are the new bane of my existence. Well, the surprisingly retro bane. Old bane. Quite old. But still.

Specifically, their refusal to accept color ink from my printer is bugging me. And also I ran out of black ink. And need more blank Shrinky Dink sheets.

Remind me how I was going to “save time and money” by making my own wedding favors again?

Bridal shower thank-you notes, be done already. I only have so much wit to go around.

So iTunes spazzed on me today, and I just spent the last couple hours putting my musical life back together; reassembling my playlists, deleting stuff I no longer listen to, etc.

Took forever. Also I am not 100% certain I have everything on my phone that I am supposed to anymore. It’s a little depressing. I am afraid to hook my ipod to the computer for fear Things might happen.

Tonight is a curious night in my household. Tonight, we celebrate baby’s first royalty check! Yes, the kid got his first royalty check from What Pumpkin for his song on the coloUrs and mayhem album. He has been strutting around the house saying, “I’m a professional musician now!” It really is kind of one of the greatest days of my life.

Can’t figure out why my feet stink. I have been wearing flip-flops. Bah.

So I had the day off from work; I was going to Get Things Done.

Here’s what I actually managed to accomplish:

• took a shower; actually shaved (I usually just hit the pits and call it a day)
• minor groceries
• dropped off library books
• got prescription for dad, who had foot surgery yesterday
• take kid to karate class
• made dinner
• washed dishes

What I wanted to get done but didn’t:

• put away the week’s worth of damned laundry sitting on my desk chair
• Make a large paper-mache nose for work (long story)
• research for allergies presentation I need to do on Saturday
• pre-bake shells for mini-pies for bake sale, also Saturday
• attend my own karate class

What I did instead, in no particular order:

• Tumblr
• eat too much pudding
• Quality Time with the other half >:)  > :)   >:)
• zone out listening to music

I know that, objectively, I did do rather a bit, but I still feel kind of unproductive. Also I spent the whole day feeling like I needed to take a nap.

Welcome to my Uninteresting Post, folks.

I suddenly find myself shipping things. Please send help.

The dog and the cat are sitting on either side of me - about an equal distance away, for the most part - and they are both industriously gnawing on their asses.