Dave and Rose knitting willy warmers for their trolls, a thank-you to webpixies for being so sweet and helping me test/correct this pattern
Dave learned dpn’s like a champ and they totally kiss later
bonus yarny headcanons under the cut
yes good
YES
Source: renaris
What if: Homestuck 64*
Sollux Captor-Mage of Doom
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. And though all your friends recognize your unparalleled achievements as a TOTALLY SICK HACKER, you feel like you could be better. It’s one of a number of things you SORT OF BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT for NO VERY GOOD REASON during sporadic and debilitating BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS. You have a penchant for BIFURCATION, in logic and in life. Your mutant mind is hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions foretell of the planet’s looming annihilation, and yet unlike the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD.
For now.
You have developed a new game, adapted via CODE PARSED FROM THE RUNES AND GLYPHS IN AN ANCIENT UNDERGROUND TEMPLE. You believe this game to be THE SALVATION OF YOUR RACE, though you are not sure how yet. To ensure success, you will distribute the game to two teams of friends, a RED TEAM and a BLUE TEAM. You will lead the latter group. Your trolltag istwinArmageddons and you tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p.
What will you do?-The Regressor
PREVIOUS MODEL:Tavros Nitram NEXT: Karkat Vantas
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Software used:
Autodesk Maya 2009- Modeling and animation
Photoshop CS4: Textures
After Effects: gifs
Made while watching: Star Trek: The Next Generation
*Not affiliated with the actual HS game
(via yorshs)
Source: the-regressor
Source: the-regressorWhat if: Homestuck 64*
Tavros Nitram-Page of Breath
CREATURES OF ALTERNIA, a skill you have utilized to CAPTURE AND TRAIN a great many. They are all your friends, as well as your warriors, which you pit in battle through a variety of related CARD AND ROLE PLAYING GAMES. You used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with some of your other friends before you had an accident.
You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in your planet’s rich history. You have a profound fascination with the concept of FLIGHT, and all lore surrounding the topic. You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN’T REAL.
Your trolltag is adiosToreador and you uHH, sPEAK IN A SORT OF, uHH, fALTERING MANNER,
-The Regressor
PREVIOUS MODEL: Aradia Megido NEXT MODEL: Sollux Captor
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Software used:
Autodesk Maya 2009- Modeling and animation
Photoshop CS4: Textures
After Effects: gifs
Made while watching: Star Trek: The Next Generation
*Not affiliated with the actual HS game
Source: the-regressorWhat if: Homestuck 64*
Aradia Megido-Maid of Time
Your name……. doesn’t matter much anymore.” and “Your trolltag is apocalypseArisen and there is typically a pr0n0unced h0ll0wness t0 y0ur w0rds.
-The Regressor
PREVIOUS MODEL: The Beta Kids NEXT: Tavros Nitram
_____________________________________Software used:
Autodesk Maya 2009- Modeling and animation
Photoshop CS4: Textures
After Effects: gifs
Made while watching: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Defiance, and Warehouse 13
*Not affiliated with the actual HS game
What if: Homestuck 64*
The Beta Kids plus Doc Scratch
Original individual character posts below:
John Egbert-God Tier (1st upload)
John Egbert-God Tier (2nd upload, better model)
-The Regressor
*Not affiliated with the actual HS game
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Software used:
Autodesk Maya 2009- Modeling and animation
Photoshop CS4: Textures
After Effects: Gifs
I would play it!
(via yorshs)
Source: the-regressor
Source: drhicks76Latula receives a visit from her jailor, but there’s no auspistice in sight this time. Redglare finds the topic of discussion that finally ignites a caliginous fling between herself and Mindfang; no quarter is asked and none is given. In the afterglow, Pyrope catches Spinneret off guard and receives an important communication.
So, this is my depiction of a good hatefuck. Hopefully you find it interesting and believable. There’s one quick scene right before it gets underway that shows the consensual nature of what’s about to take place; they both want this and both know what they’re getting into. Hope you enjoy it… :::;)
Special treat for you: I has art of this by the one and only(or aerococonut.tumblr.com, if you prefer) who was among the first to read this story! She is a wonderful human being and makes me art such as this, which I am pleased to share with you. Needless to say, this is NSFW, but not overtly so. Enjoy, and if you do, please tell her so! [link]
CONDEMNATION SOUNDTRACK: [link]
Also on Ao3: [link]Author’s Note: This one is about as NSFW for blackrom sex as it gets. Just So You Know.
6.
Neophyte Redglare stretched her arm forward to her toes and held it for as long as she could, all the while relishing the relief it brought to her stiff back. At least the floor isn’t concrete, but it’s still wreaking havoc on me. I need to stay limber, just in case she shows up and things get interesting. She released her foot and sat back up, then put both arms out to her toes and reached as far forward as she could. I’m starting to get a bit hungry. No sign of the waitress yet, though. Maybe I should inform the warden about what the Tyrest Accord says about mistreatment of prisoners… Not that anyone on Alternia gives a rat’s nook about Interstellar Law these days, anyway, especially not a Gamblignant…
Pyrope stood up and then bent forward to touch her toes. She could feel popping in the small of her back and it brought her immense relief. Oooh… that’s good… let’s hold this one for a while…
“Thank you for that lovely view, Latuuuuuuuula! I must say, you certainly have a knack for advertising; perhaps you missed your calling? Legislaceration simply isn’t your strong suit.”
PARTY HARD SOLLUX
WE NEED TO GO FASTER
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
PREPARE FOR LUDICROUS SPEED
GO
HE’S GONE TO PLAID
(via smallworldofbigal)
Source: tentativeundertaker
The crochet/knit parts of him are done! This is Casey/Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer from Homestuck, made by yours truly, for my Rose cosplay for Anime North.
He’s about two feet tall, weighs about a pound, and took 4 days of hard work to make.
Tell me there is a pattern somewhere! SO SWEET.
(via thevvioletprince)
Source: yarnmonger
Source: xamag-homestuck
2olluxcapt0rmsparp answered: You should just make a damn coloring book. Go. Do it.
Challenge accepted. Because you all know that a coloring book with a vampire kicking clown in the crotch is unquestionably awesome.
That’s the most popular request, and, well, I don’t mind either! This blog needs a little more Kanaya, anyway.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD
(via thethespacecoyote)
Source: lukethex
