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PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:44:36 -0400

barbie-wears-pink-aviators:

BECAUSE

AND ALSO

JUST

LET ME JUST SAY

IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS

YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

Yes. Good.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:40 -0400

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tea-tears-and-bbc: #Ignore me while I pretend he’s talking to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:00 -0400

tea-tears-and-bbc:

#Ignore me while I pretend he’s talking to me bye

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:58 -0400

whoisthiswho: Reblog if you post Dangan Ronpa 1 and/or 2, and I’ll give you a follow!

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:35:38 -0400

whoisthiswho:

Reblog if you post Dangan Ronpa 1 and/or 2, and I’ll give you a follow!

buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:29:51 -0400

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

soselfimportant: what if the megaman games came out when ska...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:40 -0400

soselfimportant:

what if the megaman games came out when ska was really popular

My birthday is supposed to be tomorrow. Thinking of canceling it. What with the husband doing the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:34:32 -0400

My birthday is supposed to be tomorrow. Thinking of canceling it. What with the husband doing the surgical recovery thing and all that. However, I do have some stuff from it already: Aquabats season 1; Random Access Memories; and Saiyuki Gaiden. Ah, Amazon, is there anything you don’t deliver?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:48:06 -0400

Condemnation - Homestuck Fanfic - Ch. 6

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:22:59 -0400

drhicks76:

Latula receives a visit from her jailor, but there’s no auspistice in sight this time. Redglare finds the topic of discussion that finally ignites a caliginous fling between herself and Mindfang; no quarter is asked and none is given. In the afterglow, Pyrope catches Spinneret off guard and receives an important communication.

So, this is my depiction of a good hatefuck. Hopefully you find it interesting and believable. There’s one quick scene right before it gets underway that shows the consensual nature of what’s about to take place; they both want this and both know what they’re getting into. Hope you enjoy it… :::;)

Special treat for you: I has art of this by the one and only (or aerococonut.tumblr.com, if you prefer) who was among the first to read this story! She is a wonderful human being and makes me art such as this, which I am pleased to share with you. Needless to say, this is NSFW, but not overtly so. Enjoy, and if you do, please tell her so! [link]

CONDEMNATION SOUNDTRACK: [link]

Also on Ao3: [link]

Author’s Note: This one is about as NSFW for blackrom sex as it gets. Just So You Know.

6.

Neophyte Redglare stretched her arm forward to her toes and held it for as long as she could, all the while relishing the relief it brought to her stiff back. At least the floor isn’t concrete, but it’s still wreaking havoc on me. I need to stay limber, just in case she shows up and things get interesting. She released her foot and sat back up, then put both arms out to her toes and reached as far forward as she could. I’m starting to get a bit hungry. No sign of the waitress yet, though. Maybe I should inform the warden about what the Tyrest Accord says about mistreatment of prisoners… Not that anyone on Alternia gives a rat’s nook about Interstellar Law these days, anyway, especially not a Gamblignant…

Pyrope stood up and then bent forward to touch her toes. She could feel popping in the small of her back and it brought her immense relief. Oooh… that’s good… let’s hold this one for a while…

“Thank you for that lovely view, Latuuuuuuuula! I must say, you certainly have a knack for advertising; perhaps you missed your calling? Legislaceration simply isn’t your strong suit.”

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So...on that chafing post you mentioned you wear bloomers, do you make your own or do you purchase them somewhere? (and if you make your own have you got a pattern, because I cannot find any good patterns, and I bloody love bloomers.)

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:19:45 -0400

I bought a couple pairs, but hope to nab a pattern to make some more. If a good one comes up, I will gladly post a source!

janecrocker: i want to couple cosplay SO BADLY Me too. It’s not so much having a partner,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:08:13 -0400

janecrocker:

i want to couple cosplay SO BADLY

Me too. It’s not so much having a partner, but being part of the same fandoms that’s an issue for me!

It’s a butt!

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:03:26 -0400

It’s a butt!

Why aren't more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:23:51 -0400

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

Does it apply to either housespouse?

snakewife: psychick: prairie-homo-companion: umajanelaaberta: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:21:57 -0400

snakewife:

psychick:

prairie-homo-companion:

umajanelaaberta:

iridessence:

fuckyeahfatdykes:

sixtyforty:

deeplezstonerwitch:

majoredinpost-its:

August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c

I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.

I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.

Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.

Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

I literally wear bloomers. Made from t-shirt material. My thighs love me because of them. And I am the type of person who gets fucking fungal infections on my upper inner thighs because the air never gets to circulate there; everything touches and nothing feels beautiful. But bloomers! I highly recommend them because they are loose enough to feel airy, feminine enough to look adorable, and obviously utilitarian.

darkrobins: l love DC’s characters but I hate everything else about them do u see the problem here

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:17:47 -0400

darkrobins:

l love DC’s characters but I hate everything else about them do u see the problem here

jumpingjacktrash: catbountry: cumaeansibyl: Ruby Rhod is one...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:49:36 -0400

jumpingjacktrash:

catbountry:

cumaeansibyl:

Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.

Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.

He also has one of the most jarring entrances in a movie. Like the entire movie screeches to a halt because he bursts onto the scene well into the second act and it’s so strange and arresting and Bruce Willis is just like “what the fuck is even going on anymore?”

It’s p. great.

also? hot. :D