quickrudeboytotheskankmobile:

amylomein:

crazybutnotinsane:

Cosmo claims the sexiest thing a woman can say to a man is “I want you inside me,” but what if you are a cannibal and are proceeding to eat him alive?

I think I can safely speak for men when I say, “STILL SEXY.”

If she eats you, at some point your penis is technically in her mouth AND she’s swallowing, so it still counts.

Still, you aren’t getting a second date. Source: crazybutnotinsane
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    Still, you aren’t getting a second date.
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    LMFAOOOOOO
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