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"You’re right… some of them do come back… because they’re either incredibly powerful— or incredibly lucky. But you didn’t come back, did you?
Idiotic as it sounds, I kept thinking you would! One day there’d be a knock on my door and you’d be standing there— big as life and twice as stupid!
But it never happened — because that bastard Max Lord blew your damn brains out! And you weren’t some alien who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men— you were just a regular guy in a ridiculous costume who thought he could make a different in the world!
And now you’re dead… you’re dead! And no matter how many times I travel into the past thinking there’s some way I can change things— you’re never coming back!
You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend!! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever!
And you left me alone!!
…You left me alone."

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