it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere
Aaah my nose is runny and I can’t blow my nose because my nails are still wet
The Name of the Doctor
…… why is Tennent’s last name McDonald?!
….because that’s his real last name????
I knew David changed his last name to be a stage name but Slyvester McCoy? Oh you poor boy. You have almost as many names as Dumbledore.
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Posted by James
Warning: inability to have feelings
Warning: Highly volatile. Risk of severe injury and/or death. Do not shake. Keep out of reach of children.
Warning: if the package begins to leak return to manufacturer immediately
Contents under pressure. Open away from face.
Warning: Never shuts up
Warning : Cartoon/Comic artist wannabe. High exposure might make appears the following symptoms : dizziness, sleepiness, suddent craves for apples, broken feels,confusion, and loss of touch with reality.
Warning: Sexual advances not valid currency in this area.
CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. HANDLE WITH CARE.
warning: do not taunt happy fun ball.
Drowsiness may occur.Source: imgfave
EVERYONE STOP USING “HELLA” WRONG
I HAVE HAD CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ‘HELLA’ LONGER THAN AN EPISODE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FURTHER
'HELLA' HAS ITS ROOTS AS A CONTRACTION OF 'A HELL OF A', LIKE “WE HAD A HELL OF A GOOD TIME” BECOMING “WE HAD A HELLA GOOD TIME”
HOWEVER IF YOU WERE TO SAY “THE STORE HAS A HELL OF A LOT OF CLOTHES” YOU DON’T SAY “THE STORE HAS HELLA LOT OF CLOTHES” BECAUSE IN THIS INCARNATION HELLA IS A QUANTIFIER AND SAYING ‘HELLA LOT OF’ MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ‘MUCH LOT OF’
IT’S ALSO VERY CONTEXT DEPENDENT IN THAT IT’S BEST USED IN A CLAUSE THAT’S NOT INTERROGATIVE IE A SENTENCE OR STATEMENT THAT’S NOT ASKING A THING
SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT YOU WEIRD FOR SAYING ‘WHERE ARE THE HELLA BUSES’ BUT GENERALLY NOT BAT AN EYE IF YOU SAY ‘GOD DAMN THERE’S USUALLY HELLA BUSES WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY’
SOURCE: MY FAMILY HAS LIVED IN THE SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA FOR A HELLA LONG TIME AND BY THAT I MEAN OVER A CENTURY
LITERALLY EVERY WORD IS MADE UP AND THERE ISN’T A SINGLE LANGUAGE THAT HASN’T EVOLVED SINCE ITS CREATION I THINK ALL Y’ALL NEEDA CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT WORDS LIKE “HELLA” AND “LITERALLY” YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT
WORDS HAVE MEANINGS YOU FUCKWEASEL AND YOU CAN’T JUST PICK AND CHOOSE NEW DEFINITIONS AND GET MAD WHEN NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY FUCK YOU’RE SAYING
IF SOMEONE ASKS ME HOW MY DAY WAS I CAN’T JUST SAY ‘ABSOLUTE GRAPE’
THE EVOLUTION OF LANGUAGE, I CAN’T CALL MY SISTER A SLUT FOR HAVING A MESSY ROOM, WHEN I SAY I’M GAY I DON’T MEAN HAPPY AND MOST OF THE TIME HELLA IS USED PROPERLY.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT’S GONNA BE OKAY. IT GETS BETTER
I WILL TAKE IT
I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR
Petition to use “absolute grape” as a descriptor starts here.
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3 and 1/2 years ago I was diagnosed with oral cancer. After moping and being bitter for a couple years, I decided to do something about it and try to give back because of my good fortune of being alive. Myself and some friends have started a charitable organization - The Tomorrow Club Inc. We are…
okay people, listen up. my dad got cancer a couple years ago and he’s fucking pissed off about it and he wants your help. he created a charity to help individual people with cancer/the expenses and its called the tomorrow club. if everyone who follows donates a small amount of $5, he will reach his goal to at least make his charity tax deductible. its the fucking holiday season. the least anyone can do is make a bitter middle aged man happy. he’s been bitching at me for half an hour about how its so stupid that no one cares about charities anymore and he just wants to get going on fundraising.
please help me and my dad out. $5 is not a lot of money.
820 followers means that if every follower donated $5, my dad would raise $4100. so far, theres 12 notes on this and no recent donations. send this to your relatives and friends!
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